A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
by PRC 123 July 23, 2011
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A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
by Olia March 23, 2008
Get the cuntastrophe mug.This is a critical email failure. It is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. By procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.
Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC
Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC
Question: "Why did Bob get fired?"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"
by Byrnes Consulting, LLC November 8, 2017
Get the catastrophEmail mug.An overturning misfortune that turns into a fiasco that makes you lose sight of your original purpose or plan.
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In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.
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In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.
by BigSkinnyExpress April 12, 2011
Get the Catastrophous mug.Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008
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