Cark

derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005

"RESPECT THE CARK!"

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."

by cinimod July 14, 2006

Carks

1) a slang word meaning breasts or tits.

Look at the carks on that girl!

by angellus00 July 8, 2010

carked

when you're so tired you feel dead.

i was so carked after the marathon.

by freezerbag February 14, 2009

carked

when you drink loads of alcohol and feel really drunk

Me and Divu got carked up yesterday on 2 buds, get me jigga

by montu October 5, 2006

cark

The rudest word in the english language, a swear word.

You are so carking annoying, you are such a cark

by sadid March 23, 2009

par cark

A cool way to say car park

Where is the nearest par cark.
He he

by myles d September 6, 2006

Chicago Carking

After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.

Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.

by XBSFL October 3, 2007