carmex

an old fashioned cold-sore balm that retails for $1.29 and comes in a yellow container.

My lips are so chapped. I shall go purchase some Carmex creme and then use to to unchap my lips.

by syNergy October 4, 2004

Carmex Kiss

A kiss shared between lovers after applying ample amounts of Carmex lipbalm.

Person 1: Hey, we've been dating for a year and I just put on a bunch of Carmex, wanna make out?

Person 2: That's a Carmex Kiss!!

by Boston&J.O. April 12, 2010

Carma

The principle of retributive justice determining a person's luck or unluck in driving-related matters, as the effect of his past driving-related deeds.

Driver: Man I am not letting that bitch overtake me!
Passenger: Be careful, that's bad carma...

(Later: Driver is pulled over by police)
Passenger: Told you so!

by flrn February 21, 2010

carmex

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

Carmex

A highly addictive chap stick. The crack cocaine of lip balms. The good stuff.

Where the fuck is my carmex?

by KimberFL April 22, 2009

Carmary

Awesomeness that may kill you if you don't have enough awesome points.

-This person is funny,smart,loud,but also extremely shy at times.

-Gets easily angry at times and is very loud and scary once they're really angry. (Throws stuff,yells,and their voice gets very deep)
-will try everything once because they're crazy and just wanna have fun.

-An ideal friend but if you lie or betray them once watch out because they despise betrayel and dishonesty the most.

- This person has a devil may care attitude but is a real marshmallow at heart.

- LOVES food,three hour sex ,making jokes ,and just having talks or partying with friends.

Random dude: "Wanna go play videogames and get wasted?"
A Carmary:"F*ck yeah man"

Example:Carmary is one crazy mofo!We had a great time last night at the party. Carmary was so funny! The life is the party!

by my handle June 26, 2014

Carmalita

When someone does something absolutely amazing, you say that she pulled a "Carmalita."

Person 1: "Wow, that was so cool!"

Person 2: "YA, she pulled a Carmalita!"

by "mystery...?" March 28, 2009