Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

Queensland Cappuccino

Aussie slang A beer, large pint, pot, tin or schooner of generally local cheap beer found all over Australia. Example beers: XXXX, Great Northern, VB, Carlton and Fosters.

Oi Bazza, me and Shazza gon' heading to the pub later on to punch the foam off a few Queensland Cappuccinos an play the Brickie's laptop this arvo (Pokie or fruit machine). You In?

by MarsMan9000 April 19, 2021

Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.

Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism

by absolutrash June 7, 2021

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

Gino the cappuccino

A term used to annoy the shit out of someone if they don‘t know what they mean

Jack: Why you be A Gino the cappuccino
Lucas: Stooopp Bully me
Jack: That’s what a Gino cappuccino would say
Lucas: (puts head down than proceeds to shake head in disappointed way with goofy smirk

by I finna use my real name November 14, 2018

Cappuccino Bidet

The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.

I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!

by The DJNYC April 8, 2010