catfish

you think you're talking to a fit bird and your actually talking to a 40-year-old obese plumber called Steve from Dorset who is wanking into a half-full bag of wotsits.

you: hey m, asl?
steve: hey baby, f here who is dtf
you: is this a catfish or am I in a dream!

by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

catfish wingman

A friend who creates a dating profile, let's use Match.com as an example, to pose as her friend whom she would like to see in a healthy relationship.

Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.

Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.

Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged

Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.

Catfish Wingman

by Everly Urgess May 14, 2015

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.

"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023

Catfishing

Hiding who you really are to hook someone into an online relationship using Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace or by cell phone.

Guy 1: "Hey so I met this new girl online! She is so hot!"
Guy 2: "Have you ever seen her in person?"
Guy 1:"No, does that matter?"
Guy 2: "Better make sure she's not a catfish.."
Guy 1: "You think she's catfishing?!"

by Hope Swan January 20, 2014

whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010

financial catfish

A person thats leads a lifestyle in which they falsely advertise their wealth and financial accumulation. He or She may wear and buy designer brands that are beyond their cash earning to boost social image.

" That girl is showing of her new GUCCI BAG, clearly she's a financial catfish "

by sternclion January 3, 2015

catfished

Being deceived over facebook as the deceiver professed their romantic feelings to his/her victim, but isn't who they say they are.

Having a fake facebook profile, images and avatar in order to lure people to have romantic feelings. They are then catfished when the victim realises the person they have falled for via facebook is not who they APPEAR to be

by dottykai May 28, 2011