packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

by Rich D. March 9, 2007

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

The Bat-Cannon

Something which is awsome, or amazing. A synonym for "The Shit"

Dude, when I had that threesome last night; that shit was the bat-cannon

by MEATY-P June 10, 2005

stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.

Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.

by McWacket November 28, 2013

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra

Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.

by Yoyodad October 9, 2019