Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place

The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard

by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.

Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.

by anonymous January 10, 2019

canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!

Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

by the side effect January 9, 2010

Canadianal

Having anal sex in Canada

My wife and I spent the weekend in Montreal... we had Canadianal

by Chucktastic68 June 28, 2019

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021