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Candyman

When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.

Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.
"You lookin fo candy man, you found him bitch" - Dude in bathroom Candyman II
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
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Candyman

A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.
Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.
by King of Jing July 9, 2006
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The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
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Bloke: The candyman is here!
by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006
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CandyMan

The product of crushing up Percocet and sprinkling it on a bowl of/in a blunt of marijuana.
Yo you got the weed ?

yea sonn i got the weed, you got the percs ?
Time to smoke some CandyMan and get riiipppeddd!
by InJecKshUn April 6, 2010
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Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.
"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."
by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020
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Candyman

Slang term used at a greeting or a fairwell, or possibly just a nick-name.
Yo what up Candyman

See ya later Candyman

Daaaaaamn you such a Candyman
by Candyman February 22, 2003
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