Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

Flying to Cancun

Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.

"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."

by nobody/hercules February 18, 2021

Alec Cancun

This is when Alec Dee gets rly mad when u say the words “Cancun” and “Planet Hollywood”. His body will start fizzing and he will soon explode so be careful

Alec’s raging again. Why? I think they were pulling a Alec Cancun

by alecdeez July 5, 2025

Cancun moon

During sex, you put the girl in a position like doggy style. The like the “brute” sex position you face away from her. You put your dick in her ass, reach between your legs and grab a hanful of her hair. Every stroke you take you pull her hair back more and put a nice arch in her back.

I call this the Cancun moon because if she manages to look back at you she’s gonna see your ass right in her face while you go balls deep into her ass

by Yung Love June 3, 2018

Cancun Pedicure

The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes

The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure

by Donkey.Dick May 16, 2014

Cancun Juice

A hot tub, jacuzzi, bathtub or small pool full of large and hair people.

I'm not getting any of that cancun juice on me.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019