Cancer

Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..

Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer!
Caillou: Ok, if u say so.
Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!

by A Fellow User January 30, 2019

Cancer

Cigarettes

Cigarettes = Cancer

by WhyRemonWhy March 13, 2010

Cancer

Fucked

Dude, I have cancer.
Well you're fucked.

by for da lulz May 18, 2010

Cancer

The Internet.

the internet is cancer.

by TCYT July 5, 2018

Cancer

A Bitch

I would make a funny joke but seriously cancer sucks dick

by C.D's September 20, 2017

Cancer

Cancer is a definition of Fortnite.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Sup
Guy 1: I play Fortnite!
Guy 2: we are not friends anymore, you have cancer.

by rmuel14 October 26, 2018

Cancer

Matthew Heaslip

The next hitler, also has cancer

by 69Spuds January 1, 2018