Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

canadians

Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?

"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."

by PirateGuy February 26, 2003

canadians

Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.

Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"

by ej13 March 10, 2010

canadians

we live within 200 miles of the usa / canadaian boarder because it's to damn cold to live anywhere else.... not because we need your I.V. bag...

california vs Yukon... hmmmm

by bob December 4, 2003

Canadians

A code word white people use when referring to ghetto ass blacks !!!

Did you check out that new night club in Detroit ? Ya it’s pretty nice but it was full of Canadians .

by Gladiatorfreedom December 4, 2017

Canadians

When a girl's period is dodgy, and skips months and such, it is said, it infact runs away to Canada to become a mountie or a lumberjack.
Also a way of refering to a period.

"Katy! Pain! Pain! Stupid uterus."
"Canadians?"
"Yep"

":( This is the third month I've missed, but I don't think I'm pregnant"
"Ahh, Canadians"

by Fduckyhuu(: May 30, 2009