Cambridge, Minnesota

The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.

Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.

Hmm, you're a judgmental bitch, must be from Cambridge, Minnesota.

by straightouttactown September 5, 2016

Cambridge School of Weston

A private school where all the kids pretend to be poor but the tuition is $45,000 for day students and $72,000 for boarders. CSW goers used to smoke weed but now don’t as they think it caused out of body experiences. Literally all of them think that has happened. A “safe space” and “art school” for people who are not unique but think they are and suddenly a wannabe sports school. CsW iS cHaNgIng

Wow, Cambridge school of Weston kids used to be artistic.

by youknowitsspoton March 28, 2019

Cambodia

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

...deserted due to the huge numbers of landmines.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 9, 2004

Camboy

A boy or man that's does sexual activities for others sexual enjoyment and pleasure in front of a camera (hand jobs, sex toys, etc.)

Person A: Yongbok is a total camboy
Person B: How did you find out?
Person A: *nervous laughter* no reason

by KyeKyeKoole August 30, 2020

Cambridge Ontario

noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge

A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.

"Yo man i gotta reach Cambridge Ontario for some blow."

by xChantalx December 9, 2008

Cambridge bubble

see also Cambridge. The Cambridge Bubble is the force field projected by the University Library tower, and has a radius that includes all univeristy-owned sites in town, and stops at the reality checkpoint lamppost in Parker's Piece. The bubble's effect is to cut the students and staff of the university off from the 'real world'. Outside events cannot break through the bubble. The bubble's distorting effects also effect students' abiltiies to socialise, measure time, think logically, and can cause mental disturbance.

'Since she entered the Cambridge bubble all she thinks about is her once-fortnightly trip to Coco's, essay deadlines and where her next cafe latte is coming from.'

by Blitz November 30, 2004

coheed and cambria

incredible, incredible band. their sound cannot be matched.

In Keeping Secret Of Silent Earth: 3 needs to come out yesterday because i need my Coheed and Cambria fix.

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003