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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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That person is such a camara!
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camari one of the realist person I know
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coheed and cambria

In reality this is a kick ass band with great musical talent and an equally great talent for writing. In a fictional world, Coheed and Cambria are husband and wife in a science fiction story written by the singer of the band Claudio Sanchez. The story revolves around Coheed transforming into the Monstar after being injected with a serum by a dragonfly, and the fate of the universe rests in his hands. Claudio wrote himself into the story as the last remaining child of 4, the other 3 were murdered by their parents Coheed and Cambria. Claudio is now The Crowing or a messiah like character. If you are still interested, the graphic novels written by Claudio tell the entire story.
Matt: Hey you know that band Coheed and Cambria?
Azn Jon: Yeah what about em?
Matt: You are gay.
by Matt May 5, 2005
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coheed and cambria

One of the best bands ever! The lead singer has an incredibly high vocal range, which makes them unique.
To anyone that says they suck
"FUCK YOU, coheed and cambria rock!"
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Gran Canaria

The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.

There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!
by mccharmley February 20, 2011
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coheed and cambria

An american progressive rock band (with some punk influence). Formed in the 90's with the name Shabutie, but changed it in 2001 to Coheed and Cambria. All their albums are part of a story written by frontman, Claudio Sanchez, and along with each album, theres a comic book. They have received a lot of criticism due to Claudios higher than most voice and large mane of hair, but those who do like them, like them a lot. They're one of those bands you either want to shoot in the head or listen to over and over.
you may hate claudios voice, but if you like rock, you can't deny that Coheed and Cambria have some riffery that could match jimi page i.e Welcome Home, Delirium Trigger, The Velorium Camper I: Faint of Hearts
by Brogi September 12, 2008
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