Calpol

What god must drink.

"i love calpol, it makes my face twitch"

by Ben the almighty January 29, 2006

CaliPORNia

CaliPORNia - Term used to describe the geographical place of Ultimate Glamorization & Commercial Success of the Adult Entertainment & Aesthetic Visual Media Industries i.e. Hollywood, Plastic Surgery, etc.

"Look at her man...them boobs can't be real, but she's hot, she must be from CaliPORNia!"

by sea dawgg April 24, 2010

calyptian

Warriors of the kingdom of Calypso, and partakers of the the wonderful beverage that is Calypso Lemonade. Usually Blue Raspberry

"I say, king Larey! There cometh the Calyptian knights!"

by King Lasso December 15, 2017

Les Claypool

Probably one of the greatest bass players of our generation. His bass skills include 4 string, 6 string, 1 string (Whamola), upright bass (plucked and bowed), fretted and fretless bass. He plays with the acclaimed funk-metal band, Primus.

I love they way Les Claypool plays bass. He's been an inspiration to me.

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff May 17, 2023

mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.

"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"

by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006

Calypso

Hottest chick you'll be lucky enough to know. Smart, passionate *wink wink* and funny as hell. Ass like a goddess and a face like a princess.

Boy 1: "Bro that chick can get it any day"

Boy 2: "You gotta be talking bout Calypso

Boy 1: "Did you hear what Calypso said in class today"

Boy 2: "Fuck yeah, she's funny, I wish she'd sit on my face and tell me jokes"

by Thatgoatdude69 November 2, 2015

Calypso

Ringtone in a iPhone that you set for that special someone, love of your life. Whenever you here the calypso ringtone, you know that your baby just texted you.

Sean: Lakeisha just texted me
Jimmie: How do you know it’s her?
Sean: I set this special ringtone for her “Calypso”, she outstands from my other messages.

by heartless23 October 15, 2017