calum

Someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close

That calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him

by fan123 January 4, 2010

Calum

Kind fun to be around great personality always looking to volunteer

1. That person is so calum

by Callyp12 October 15, 2013

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019

Calum'd

(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.

Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time

by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

Calum Hood

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly

"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019