Californian: Omg, it's FREEZING out here.. I'm about to die bro!!
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."
by BoxersBro October 25, 2010
The overall attitude is haughtiness with hypocritical and epitomous social abuse. Many of the people are generally good-looking with well kept bodies (thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery) and are active in the outdoors. The people are fake: bodies are more important than the person‘s spirit and character because they believe you are what you look like, as if you were a character in the movies. The people are fake with fake boobs, fake lips, fake cheeks and fake eye lashes. L.A is the “plastic surgery capital” of the world. Making money, partying and sex is the meaning of life. If you are shallow, arrogant, superficial, materialistic, and have a good body (even if a fake one), think that life is meaningless other than partying (just look at the corrupt Hollywood culture), you'll do well here. If you are looking for a meaningful life filled with good relationships and want to raise a family like me, forget about it. Moving from the Midwest to California may be very difficult for you, due to the culture shock.
The social structure is extrmely corrupt despite their belief of progress and openess: the government is corrupt, schools are corrupt and the police are corrupt. Californians like to think they are progressive and compassionate, but California is not compassionate by any means. The homeless situation is the worst of any state and even being homeless is almost a crime. If you are a Republican or Conservative and appreciate family values, you will be outcast from much of the population, except in Orange County. You can thank the extreme liberalism coming from Hollywood and the Bay Area for that. They think they are progressive, when in fact all they like to do is put in their ignorant two cents. They talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. You cannot find a more hypocritical culture anywhere.
Californians think their state is the most beautiful in the world (and there is plenty of serenity in the state) and that no other place of natural beauty exists on this planet, and that they are crime-free. What hogwash. Yes, California is very beautiful state with deserts, mountains, beaches and forests. But between all that, California leads the nation in almost everything bad: violent crime, illegal immigration, a growing prison population, drugs, air pollution and an out of control cost of living. So much so that many of its residents are starting to jump ship and move to other states.
The social structure is extrmely corrupt despite their belief of progress and openess: the government is corrupt, schools are corrupt and the police are corrupt. Californians like to think they are progressive and compassionate, but California is not compassionate by any means. The homeless situation is the worst of any state and even being homeless is almost a crime. If you are a Republican or Conservative and appreciate family values, you will be outcast from much of the population, except in Orange County. You can thank the extreme liberalism coming from Hollywood and the Bay Area for that. They think they are progressive, when in fact all they like to do is put in their ignorant two cents. They talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. You cannot find a more hypocritical culture anywhere.
Californians think their state is the most beautiful in the world (and there is plenty of serenity in the state) and that no other place of natural beauty exists on this planet, and that they are crime-free. What hogwash. Yes, California is very beautiful state with deserts, mountains, beaches and forests. But between all that, California leads the nation in almost everything bad: violent crime, illegal immigration, a growing prison population, drugs, air pollution and an out of control cost of living. So much so that many of its residents are starting to jump ship and move to other states.
California is NOT what it's cracked up to be. I always wanted to live here as a child. I moved here last year and am ready to return to the Midwest because I don’t fit in here: I am Conservative, a registered Republican (even though I vote for the person and not the party), a family man, don’t care about material wealth, have only an average car and an average physique (God forbid). This place sucks for me. I will NEVER bitch about Chicago again and can’t wait to return. CALIFORNIA SUCKS!!
by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 04, 2007
An overrated, Over-glorified state within the U.S that worships deadbeat actors like gods, is overly smug about how their state sucks so much- Smug to the point of being a high and mighty prick. Narcotics are readily available despite having the most entertaining things, gadgets, and beaches. The most shallow things are held in high regard in California.
by Hello Govna! March 06, 2008
The best state ever with rich people and also gangstas not racist like texas and best besches, great weather home to the most popular city L.A peoople who talk shit are ajust jelous that there state sucks. You wish your governor would be as famous as ours
If you haven't been to Cali and you talk shit then you should just go suck the huge dick with all the other haters
by Cali Girl March 08, 2005
The most largest yet decent state in the U.S. so far, yet the shittiest place I've seen and been born in.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
Tool: "California is the best place ever!!!"
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
by War is peace February 15, 2017
Thank you, to all of you that can see through the sham that is California.
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
Fuck California, Fuck Most The People Here, Fuck The Governor, Fuck Los Angeles, Fuck It All, It All Sucks, And If YOU Cant See It, Or Disagree With Me, Fuck You Too, Cause You Are A Fucking Moron.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
by Jon March 14, 2005
"Hey, I am from California and I am very smart, I am smarter than you stupid person."- Every Tik-Tok influencer
by TennisPlayer69 May 27, 2021