Calcium Daydream

When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.

John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.

"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."

by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 06, 2024

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calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

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Calcium

it is calcium

your teeth crowns are mostly made up of calcium

by sr20dett October 25, 2022

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brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

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