Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.

Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.

by peachesandplums October 22, 2016

Calc 2

The ultimate filter class. By passing this class you automatically become superior to all humanities and business graduates. "All men are created equal" is bullshit when some know how to integrate and others don't.

Chad: "Hey Becky, I just graduated in business, wanna hang out?"
Becky: "Eww no, I'm going out with Brian, he passed Calc 2, now I'll get a McDouble and a medium fries."
Brian: "Get lost loser, I'm an engineer" *drives off in Lamborghini*

by ifuckinghatebusinessgrads November 3, 2022

calc me

1. a phrase you say to a friend when you need a calculator

2. an announcement of progress in physics/math (work requiring a calculator to get a final answer)

ex.
*in physics class*
*confused asf doing work*

nicolette - “calc me”

*alexis hands nicolette calculator*

by lemonpepperstepper January 22, 2025

Alch-Calc

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.

Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.

I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!

by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014

Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.

Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

i'll calc you later

i'll calc you later is a saying you would use if you want to say goodbye to a scrumptious boy (that cutie with the hot jump serve in volleyball). Basically if you are dating someone (your bae obviously)it is a non-cringey way to say i'll see you later while being smart, hip and cool! I'll calc you later ;)

1.Hey Jake, i'll calc you later! ;)
2.Number 1 is so cute I want to calc you later

by #1@strathmorehasaniceapproach December 10, 2018