Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

Cakehead

Somebody who doesn't think before or while they act. A Cakehead is unlikely to understand conversation between normal people but will generally make up for it in strength and aggression. Cakeheads are not the smartest of creatures and can be easily distinguished by the occasional grunt and pulling big watts in the gym.

Ogre from revenge of the nerds is such a Cakehead.
He is all power and no technique, what a Cakehead.

by Your Average Cakehead March 8, 2019

cakehorn

Another way to say mouth.

Shut your cakehorn.

Stop tootin' your cakehorn.

by fezzybutt March 14, 2014

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Babe Cake

The female equivalent of a Stud Muffin.

A girl who is looking like a particularly hot and steamy babe.

1. (guy talking about a girl) "Did you see that chick that just walked past? She was a total babe cake."

2. (girl saying about self) "Ding! Turn the oven off. This babe cake is done!"

by Scarlett KM November 15, 2010

ghost cake

A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).

"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."

by Haru/VoidKatana October 26, 2017

Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

by JDizMit December 9, 2008