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Caffidiot

An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.
Tim: Hey D how you doing today?

D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!

Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
by couchsalesman December 2, 2009
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Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day
Have you had your caffination today??
by Lonelylife September 22, 2018
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Spanish Caffinemo

1. a spanish person whom has consumed beverages or food that contains caffeine, causing hyperactivity, lack of sleep, and enhanced sexual bravado

2. Anybody whom is experiencing a sugar high, or a caffeine buzz.

3. slang term for someone who gets drunk off of soda
1. Look at that spanish caffinemo, i bet in 9 months he'll have triplets.

2. You stupid spanish caffeinemo, you'll kill yourself drinking 19 pepsis at once.

3. Man, Mark is a spanish caffeinemo...he never knows when to stop drinking soda.
by M-Bomb September 27, 2004
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Caffinated

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk
by Mike March 12, 2004
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Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime
You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.
by Wii7036 August 14, 2010
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Caffinhater

The person at work who drinks the last of the coffee without making a new pot.
How is it possible that the office caffinhater has hit me twice in half an hour this morning????
by Atlanta Coffee Lover July 11, 2011
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Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene
If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.
by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015
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