caffeine

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs

Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine

by jsgiv May 19, 2008

caffeign

n. a person who pretends to become hyper or otherwise energized as a result of drinking coffee, despite not actually feeling any discernible effects, often to a ridiculously unnecessary degree.

etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign

That guy is such a caffeign! He's only skipping maniacally to the beat of Miley Cyrus because he expected to become energized by the coffee I gave him, but in reality I only gave him hot chocolate mixed with poop (i.e.: Starbucks cookies).

by evlope December 12, 2009

caffeine

The gateway drug. mmmm coffee.

(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!

by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007

caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"

Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010

Pull Caffe

a really good coffee company that has good class with what they do.

Next time i have some coffee, i'll get some pull caffe to start my day!

by d.e.wks April 14, 2021

Caffeine Rage

The anger that comes out of nowhere when you've had the extra 2 or 3 cups of coffee that you're body's not used to.

Did you see Jeff get all bent out of shape over that car pulling out. He's always so nice. With all the bawls bottles in his backseat...that's the look of "Caffeine Rage".

by alohaman December 9, 2008