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Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021
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Cachiiga

when you are so hype you can’t express it any other way
Oh cachiiga my dawg that was so insanely dope I can’t contain how freaking stoked I am rn my dank tank is through the roof and I’m ready to go rage and freaking jabwow!!
by Ninjago June 6, 2019
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Cacta

Harry styles once yelled “Cacta!” Instead of “cactus” while singing his song Kiwi, and we all thought he glitched.
What does cacta even mean?”

“It means cactus, Harry Styles said it once and the stans went crazy”
by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020
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Cactus content

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
by jedisithlord March 15, 2020
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stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"
by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016
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cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).
John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual
by yungpressure June 16, 2018
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