CAB

Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.

Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Cabs

An acronym for "Club all baby seals in the area" originating from how sealers club baby seals for their pelts. This can be abbreviated into Cabsita or Cabs. In most video games where there is nothing to do or you need to make things more interesting.

Another variation of this would be Kabsita which is a mispelling but has changed Club to Kill, this is inaccurate because sealers club their seals as to not damage the furs.

Quick everybody Cabs until *insert name of friend here* gets back on.

"Ok, what shall we do next?" "Lets Cabs!"

by Trainee-saurus Rox February 9, 2010

CAB

Acronym for Choke A Bitch. Introduced to mainstream by Wayne Brady during a skit on "Chappelle's Show"

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke A Bitch?

by Philipp August 24, 2005

CAB

short for Crusty Ass Bitch: dirty/skanky/slutty bitch that is used up or been around.

This club sucks, it's CAB central up in this bitch. looks like hookers get in free tonight!

by sjhdjhjbhdbjhjk December 23, 2009

cab

crazy ass bitch; used often by people to call someone usually of the female sex to describe her as a psycho ho.

Wow, that slut is a cab.

That cab wanted me to be home at 10.

by Steven Scheibe April 27, 2007

CAB

CAB is a Cute Asian Boy. Used for an Asian guy between 16 and 30 who is hot. Can be nerd hot, but the guy must have a good haircut /style.

Giselle: Did you see that guy by the door? His hair is gorgeous.
Maria: Yeah, what a CAB!

by Kohlsong February 27, 2009

CABS

Community-Acquired Snark and Bitchiness -- commonly caused by hanging out too long on snarky forums and communities like TWoP, OhNoTheyDidn't, Go Fug Yourself, etc. Causes prolonged periods of bitchiness, snark and sarcasm.

"Man, you totally caught a bad case of CABS over there at ONTD. You need to stop going there."

by MizPlunderBunny October 19, 2008