Ooh dem curls

The phrase used when a child with a curls-fetish sees an attractive young girl with curly hair. Usually followed by a spasm of the tongue with slurping noises.

Gaz : "So you gonna whoring some major CoD later Joey?"
Joey : "Yeah Gaz, I love CoD!!"
*Curly haired female walks by*
Joey : "Ooh dem curls!!!" *tongue spasm and slurp*
Gaz : "What... the... fuck ? ....."

by JoeyyLovesBecca123 May 17, 2010

jed curls

curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.

guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls

guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps

guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally

by the bussiness September 26, 2010

Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.

Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.

by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010

Magnum curls

Term for hair that has grown long enough to stick out under the edge of a ball cap much like Tom Sellecks character from the 80s.

Boy, I need a haircut. I’ve got Magnum curls.

by Woody Spanker April 30, 2022

midnight curls

late night arm curls leading to self gratification....jacking off

Chase needs to work on alternating arms with his midnight curls cause the one-sided jackin's got his right arm twice the size of his left.

by Stephen Cribbs August 17, 2006

shootin' e-curls

Derived from the slang term: "Shoot the Curl" heard by surfer's when they mean to ride the inside of a wave.
(ie: to surf the web)

"Hey, what's goin' on tonight?"

"Not much, shootin' e-curls"

"...........eh??........."

by fuckhead joe March 6, 2009

hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.

Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦

by Sorryiwashigh November 28, 2017