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What you look like with bad posture

Something that is bent
You look like a damn croissant, oui oui oui huh huh huh
Croissant by AxelaG January 2, 2022
It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.
'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'
Croissant by babykittens October 1, 2022
When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.

When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:

Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.

Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
Croissant by Jj-palang September 14, 2023
Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.
Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants
Croissant by Night-stix December 3, 2023
The true presentation of the French boulangerie pĂ¢tisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"
Croissant by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023
A crescent-shaped pastry originating in Austria.
The 5 men all ate a croissant each.
Croissant by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024