criminaltards

Does not exist.

What an idiot you are to search for criminaltards

by Wickedmind July 6, 2019

criminaltard

There is nothing like that

Criminaltard? Whats that ??

by Wickedmind July 6, 2019

criminaltard

This does not exist.

criminaltard...never heard of it.

by Wickedmind July 5, 2019

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

criticality excursion

A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.

I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.

by The Sim April 11, 2011

criminally pagal

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003