cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

sloppy cronkite

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."

We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?

by AZ_Squeegee February 1, 2007

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

@CrankthatFrank

The dad of the Internet and dank memes.

@CrankthatFrank is daddy asf

by someuniquename October 3, 2016

luh crankivator la familia

A phrase used by "Sorry Bout Dat" rapper, Yeat in an instagram post made earlier this year. Many have made attempts to decipher what this phrase means and all are completely off. It purely means that through cranking, we are family

luh crankivator la familia twizzy

by twizzyromani September 21, 2021

cronkite

Description of a situation that was desirable to the individual.

Yo, that shit last night was cronkite.

by Lil' "Whhhhatt? ohhkay" Jon April 20, 2004

cronkite

marijuana; a variation on "chronic"

Oh, no way we're watching "Super Troopers" without I'ma split the ziplock on this cronkite first.

by Puppy Love November 30, 2006