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by RazerFlip May 7, 2019
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cracked out of turn

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.
I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.
by Gimbo is all in February 25, 2008
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crackbeast

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
by finkels January 1, 2012
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Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011
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Crackerphobic

Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️
by jojisghoul January 15, 2021
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crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.
by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008
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Cracker-Chink Nigga

When a an American Male and a Asian Male fuck a black chick and shes pregnant and they don't know who the father is it is called a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 1: did you hear Daneesh is pregnant?
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
by R3D33M3D July 25, 2019
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