Coutus

Sexual Intercourse but very sweaty and enjoyable

My girlfriend and I Were in the middles of coutus, when her mother walked in

by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

@connor.counts

he is a lowkey good ft partner and runs track w Hudson and is Eli's bestie. He is a true ceramics king.

Mason: @connor counts is so cool man
Eli: if you have a @connor.counts NEVER let him go

by chickennugnug April 3, 2020

Steve Cutts

a guy that makes short animated videos on youtube

I get Steve Cutts videos recommended to me at least once every year.

by meistheone December 14, 2021

thot that counts

an arithmetically proficient women of the night

The thot that counts keeps me up at night.

by jessi-cunt-420 February 4, 2020

big where it counts

A smaller person that has big boobs or penis

Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)

by bigwhereitcounts October 19, 2013

Coutis

sexual intercourse between the almighty Quagmire and most feminine humans on this earth #giggity

"And here I am mid-coutis with this hooker"

by moist szn September 15, 2016

black where it counts

A white guy who is hung like a black guy

by A.Simo November 2, 2003