Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Clive Palmer

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

by big gay me September 28, 2019

Tax Clode

A method used in banks in most of the Americas, with the exclusion of Canada. The method is used to ensure the validity of funds. The funds in these clodes can be transferred to each other seamlessly. The only way to get funds into the a Tax Clode Circuit is to glard them, a method that traces the history of the funds to check for any tax faccants. An innopolity certificate from the head of the Clode's regional manager can also get funds into the circuit. This method of banking originated in western Minnesota in the early 1800s. The method quickly spread to most of the Northern U.S. but it's popularity dropped during the Great Depression. It has had a recent surge in popularity in Europe and it has also become popular in South America, Australia, and China. The refusal of Canada to support Tax Clodes has been attributed to its lack of success in the rest of the world. Recently it was found that a similar method of banking was used by Robert IV in northern France in the 15th century, but the method never spread.

There is no need to worry, the money has already been secured in a tax clode.

by Frank Regin July 29, 2021

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

Cleveland Margarita

Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.

Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.

by The ClevelandOhioan December 4, 2013