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clockwork ninja

A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.
from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
(exact quote needed)
by jarmund June 27, 2007
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clockwork mice

the sweet mice on bagpuss that sing all the time and are so cool. some of their names are:
charlie mouse
willie mouse
jenny mouse
(song sung by clockwork mice)
"heres a pin and heres a pingle
porcupines are always single
poor old 'pines they must not mingle
pingle pangle pingle"

(line spoken when mice are told they can't sing)
"mice like to sing. mice not sing, mice not work. MICE STRIKE!"
by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004
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clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.
person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
by zenmonk November 17, 2005
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Clockwork orange

Common name for the Glasgow Underground railway system, coming from the system running it and the colour of the trains. A station-by-station pub crawl is known as “riding” it
by SlagMe April 26, 2019
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clockwork orange

1.Original a from slang (from a part of London) that means a homosexual.
2.A novel by Anthony Brugess. The novel was based somewhat on his life, such as one of the rape scenes. The novel was about totalirism and the good and evil of humans.
3.An amazing movie based on Anthony Burgess' Novel. The director banned the film himself due to it's 'ultra violent' nature.
1.Oi! I think man at the bar is a clockwork orange.
2."What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?" (part2, 76)
3.Dude, A Clockwork Orange is such a sick movie; you have to rent it this weekend!
by K.C. Ay. February 15, 2006
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clockwork twats

Clockwork twats! I can't believe what a cunt you are Harnk!
by realhandshandy January 27, 2003
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Clockwork Orange

The act of tying a subject down to a chair, fixating their eyes open, and forcing them to watch disturbing images.
Anthony's dad gave him a good Clockwork Orange when he made him watch the gay Nazi
foot fetish video.
by Beisner March 29, 2005
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