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Beef Chomps

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
by teflond123 August 14, 2010
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Noam Chompski

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten
What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?
by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010
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gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.
Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"
by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011
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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
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Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.
I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
by archscientist March 2, 2010
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Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.
Jordan is a chumpslow.
by John Roma July 6, 2019
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bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUS CHIMPS MOTHER FUCKERS
by coolwhipgtfo September 17, 2019
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