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Nature's punishment for having sex.
All I wanted was to get laid, now I am stuck with children.
by BoaAndPythonGal November 3, 2014
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The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.
"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."
by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014
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Informal Noun. A political philosophy or ideal that you want to force on a population against their will. Only used when traditional methods fail to accomplish the result you want.
"We need to ban vaping to protect the children" -Governors Coumo and Inslee among others.

In this case, "children" means tobacco tax revenue and MSA blood money.
by Fuque Carly September 30, 2019
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little helions that cause you nothing but problems as in death and diabetes one good thing that comes out of children is a possible meal
by child eater October 13, 2019
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jack: Mich died from his children last night

Mich ( as a ghost): you finna die baby
by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019
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The best people on earth. Innocent and full of adventure. Free spirited and accepting.
My Children are my heart walking around outside my body.
by namsok July 5, 2008
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