chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

by geek.neo September 27, 2010

Carfox

noun
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

verb
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.

1. During the commercial break, a low-budget commercial came on featuring a fox, known as the Carfox, encouraging customers to pester car salesmen with cryptic questions about "CARFAX."

2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."

by CarfoxedAtWork August 14, 2011

chafia

A name given to attractive Arabian beauties. Chafia is the most beautiful girl around with a pure heart. She is smart, kind, funny hot and really gorgeous.She has cute face and gorgeous hair and eyes everyone can notice them .She has a wonderful style of dress all girls are jealous of her. Chafia is the type of person who will get everyone's attention without even asking for it. She's good at choosing her friends. Chafia is everyone's bestie. You are really lucky if you have Chafia in your life especially if you are dating her because many guys try to get her attention, but she throws them all in the bin since she is too good for all of them, no one can match her level at being awesome. and if you're her friend you'll end up falling in love with her or you would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is. She's loyal to people and won't back to stamb you. If you have Chafia in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER

"Who's that?"
"That's Chafia"
"She's gorgeous"

"I Know "

by Code.enzo99 December 11, 2021

Carface

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

by losanjealous April 12, 2006

Chaffle

A word used to describe a waffle made with a base of cheese and egg. More ingredients can be added to change the flavor.

I made and ate seven different chaffles over the last three days, and lost 7 lbs!

by MyHamma August 17, 2019

chafer

One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.

Jarv is a fucking MASSIVE chafer.

by M_O_U_L_D July 3, 2004