Chank

A fictional stalker on a social networking site. This person never reveals their their identity to their victim. Chank is usually created by close friends who know more than the average person would know about the victim, therefor leaving the victim very confused and paranoid.
Chris and Tim decided to chank me. Couldn't believe it was them all along. Why would they waste their time?

Tom got so worried about the mysterious Chank, he wouldn't step foot in his basement for days.
by CrispyPs TimmyPrad January 14, 2011
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chank

A contraction of "chunky skank" that is, a fat, promiscuous female. Derivative of chunky sluts
"All the chanks show up after 1 a.m. because the beer goggles are thicker."
by LazyNine August 30, 2008
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chank

Use by Chinese people to refer to each other, much in the same way that blacks call each other "niggahs"
Wasup my Chank brotha...
by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003
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Chanks

Word to use instead of thanks, invented by Alice Nolan
Awh Chanks a Chillion For Buying Me a Dairymilk!
by ImKindaAlice October 15, 2009
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Chanking

Vomiting or chundering and masturbating at the same time. Usually vomitting on to the sexual organ for lubracation
after seeing alice with no make-up tom had a brutal, sloppy chanking session
by Amy 'the Chonker' Palmer January 14, 2009
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chank

Singular. A person of Oriental origin, usually from China, Korea, or Japan. Usually have slanted eye slits, black hair, and yellow skin. Has the following characteristics:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. good at video games
Chank: I'm failing!!!!!!
American: How badly?
Chank: A 99%, that sucks so badly!!!! :'(
by IAChank February 26, 2011
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chanking

food that is spat out
'im not eating that chanking'
by .heathen. October 30, 2006
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