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chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

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A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro
Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.
by Tyler January 11, 2004
mugGet the chaffed ballsmug.

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate
by sebastian February 18, 2004
mugGet the chaffing thighsmug.

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"
by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009
mugGet the chaffed asshole challengemug.

Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.
Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!
by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Dry Tongue Chaffingmug.

Chaf

You’re chaf asf for that”
by Dalemno November 16, 2023
mugGet the Chafmug.

CHAF

I was at the lake CHAF’n and I didn’t want to leave!
by Fanofthephish October 4, 2022
mugGet the CHAFmug.

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