certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret November 30, 2010

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 08, 2017

Certified Slap

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

Certified exeh

A name given to lsk guys that use slang as a hobbies especially dandies

I'm certified exeh for days

by Certifiedexeh August 09, 2023

Certified Trapper

best milwaukee rapper alive. Creator of music.

Have you heard of certified trapper, I heard that he invented music!

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 31, 2023

Certified Sender

There is no try, only do. - kipper

The certified sender is an individual who rages like no other.

by Certified sender January 30, 2022