Ceasar Hernandez

Askhole, a person who constantly asks questions, yet does the opposite ouf what you told them to do.

Ceasar Hernandez is such as askhole

Ceasar Hernandez by Tryonjackson January 4, 2019

Low Cut Ceasar 

A haircut that many black males get. Deep waves are just tiny waves in their hair.

"Low cut ceasars witht the deep waves"

Low Cut Ceasar by Beyonce June 18, 2005

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

salty ceasar by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

droppin ceasar 

droppin ceasar.."sexual position" when one partner usually the male or male figure type will drop to one knee, allowing his penis to dangle into the open mouth of his partner, who is lying on their back, and head on a pillow or object for elavation. For added flare one must flex arms in a muscular position resembling the famed Roman gladiators of "Ceasarian" era.... hence dropping ceasar.

Your mom so easy, she let a crippled guy drop ceasar on her. I pulled my hamstring last night droppin ceasar on my old lady.

droppin ceasar by fastwilly May 21, 2009

Jewy-us Ceasar 

The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.

Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.

Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.

Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....

Jewy-us Ceasar by J Lucas August 30, 2010

Little Ceasar left 

A very rare occurrence.

This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.

The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!

Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?

Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.

Fucking chump...

Little Ceasar left by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016

bean ceasar salad 

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.

Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.

bean ceasar salad by Crumpets McStank August 27, 2007