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carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
by mapatric March 18, 2007
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CARJACK

How a black gets a new automobile
Rufus carjacked himself a new Camry.
by Rufus Mcnig August 26, 2003
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Carmacolopsis

A disease in which your skin sheds and you eat it, it is a very contagious disease.
Jordyn had carmacolopsis, and she spread it throughout the school.
by ?!? December 10, 2006
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Cormack

A tall lanky white boi who really puts the “cock” in caucasian and will put it somewhere else if you show him a good time. He may be lanky but that doesn’t mean his athletic ability doesn’t rival that of most Greek gods (along with the size of his member). Cormack is a lover at heart but it takes some time to get to know him. If you are able to get him to open up, you’ll be rewarded with treasures beyond your wildest imaginations. He’ll claim to be Irish but have no way to back this up. He likes to smack large balls on the weekend when performing in his coed volleyball games. Overall if you know a Cormack, consider yourself lucky as he’s a big man with a big heart with an even bigger cock.
Oh wow did you see Cormack smash the ball in that guys face

Wow that Cormack is so tall and hot I just can’t
by BigMoney12345 March 7, 2019
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A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022
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Cammackulize

ca-mack-u-lize
verb trans.

To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.

Derivatives

cammackulized ca-mack-u-lized
verb

cammackulization ca-mack-u-lization
noun

cammackulizing ca-mack-u-lizing
verb

Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.
The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.

I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame

A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.

One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.
by Lord Crom December 15, 2008
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Cormack

Verb. To have no care for other people's safety and mental state.

Noun. People who have to much money than they know what to do with, and are not very nice people.
"Don't be so Cormack"

"I hate that Cormack"
by Leek Mike-Hunt February 9, 2004
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