Carl

To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.
Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."
by PatEw September 16, 2007
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Carl

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".
Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!
by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020
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Carl

really fucking gay for cars. total sex noob
"Did you just see Carl sit on his car's fucking gearstick"
by kinda_gay_george January 23, 2020
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Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.
Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.
by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015
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Carl

Man, I gotta fat-ass carl.
by Sammmmmmy69 May 10, 2019
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carls

fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.
"check out this girl walking by man"
"carls!!!"
by Justy May 15, 2007
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Carl

A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant
Damn dont fuck with nigga carl
by Chilla99292 October 16, 2008
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