When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.
Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
by Paycheck October 16, 2012
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by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
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when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.
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Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs
by movinonup81 July 7, 2011
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Person : can you recheck I need my captives to start my research for a project today
Person : can you recheck I need my captives to start my research for a project today
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