Cape Cod 

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

Cape Cod by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

Cape Cod 

the cutest place in the world

cape cod is adorable

Cape Cod by dream22 August 3, 2020

cape cod 

It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"

I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!

cape cod by mike_dawson69 April 6, 2022

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Cape cod stuffie by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017

cape cod rich 

Having enough credit or cash on your mediocre income to appear wealthier than you are. To the year round locals you appear mega wealthy, but to city folks, you’re a middle class joke.

Dude- that family is Cape Cod rich. $650K home, two nice cars that are leased, and they keep borrowing money on the home to send their kids to prep schools. On a good day- have a net worth of 500K.

cape cod rich by PaymeNOW October 18, 2020

cape cod sea camps

home

I'm homesick, I miss cape cod sea camps

cape cod sea camps by eoialjkd August 25, 2009

Cape Cod Blunt 

-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.

Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers

Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"

Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."

Cape Cod Blunt by The Real Captain Morgan November 21, 2011