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Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.
When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.
by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011
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Anal Cannibalism

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.
I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.
by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006
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device cannibalism

If you charge a device with another device, like charging your smartphone with your laptop, without connecting the laptop to the power supply.
My laptop is charging my smartphone, that's device cannibalism, I know. But I need my phone right now.
by Zodiac1978 January 28, 2015
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incest-cannibalism

Incest-cannibalism is the kind of behaviour praying mantis's young display towards their father.
by Najjaci August 3, 2016
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self-cannibalism

A practice of eating yourself. Its in the name, it's like eating your leg or arm and slowly devouring yourself.
She has turned to self-cannibalism and is slowly going insane.
by mrkittymeowface (i am a girl) December 17, 2015
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auto-cannibalism

Similar to cannibalism, the act of eating other people. Auto-cannibalism is the act of eating yourself.
john: "i have this problem, i cant stop eating my own fingers."

Bill: "well, that sounds to me that you suffer from auto-cannibalism."
by jumanicus August 22, 2010
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inverted cannibalism

Inverted Cannibalism, is an art form of the fleshy kind, wherein, one attempts to eat one's self.
Abdulaziz Jaheed was a very naughty boy. He was imprisoned at Gauntanamo Bay. There, Abdulaziz contracted the terrible Inverted Cannibalism disease. And so, Abdulaziz ate himself to freedom.
by fellow humanoid April 13, 2014
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