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C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010
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C.T.F.D

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious
by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018
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C.I.F.I.T

Une école de professionnelle dont tu n'as pas les capacité intellectuelles pour t'y faire une place
Mec 1: Dude, moi j'ai postuler pour aller au C.I.F.I.T l'année prochaine
Mec 2: Désoler C A P I T A I N E mais avec ton Quotient intellectuelle actuel tu as no CHANCE d'aller avec whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' de plus intelligent qui on fait leur demande avant la tienne
by Jey705 May 13, 2020
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T.C.F.R.

Treachorous Cross Fader Rocker aka DJ Nanino; aka DJ NJ; aka NJD; aka NJDina; aka Late 80's Nate.

A cocky German-Italian American lover of Hip Hop music who's been DJing and producing Hip Hop music since the late 80's. An old school cat that always knows what's up. Currently has arguably the hottest Hip Hop show on the West Coast...THE WORLD FAMOUS BOOMBOX SHOW!
"Do people still listen to the radio anymore?"
Hellz yeah! Every Sunday night I hit up KSER 90.7FM to listen to DJ Nanino on the 1s and 2s cause he's real Hip hop and the original T.C.F.R.
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great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.
when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019
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F.T.C

You know what im gong to do it F.T.C!!!! (Fuck the consequences)
by Oldskool 1976 June 12, 2024
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B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.
by Rich Davis July 14, 2008
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