c.p.r.

c.p.r. stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation

I performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation aka c.p.r.on the dead dude.

by brian baxter December 13, 2006

c.p.b

crazy psycho bitch

dude that girl just set her boy friends car on fire...what a c.p.b

by sayyeah! February 19, 2011

C&P'er

Someone on an online forum that doesnt communicate much by typing, but instead copys and pastes articles all day, everyday. These people are usually frowned on by the rest of the forum becuase of the large amounts of spam and personal views that the C&P'er tends to force down everyones throat. Most C&P'ers have strong political views that they will fight with anyone about, not paying attention to the fact that political views are simply personal opinions.

Mike51 is a C&P'er in HC's Open Jam forum.

by fingerpickingood February 27, 2004

c.p.w.a.p.

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

C&P Job

A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism

"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"

by casa8203 August 16, 2018

C.P.W.

Crustacean Penis Wart, a penis wart contracted with having sexual interactions with a crustacean 🦞

Michael: yo I had sex with a crab last night
Ben: did you check for C.P.W.???
Michael: what’s that??????
Ben: Crustacean Penis Warts

by Michealisagaynigga May 21, 2019

C.P.C

Crooked Penis Condition

When you're shlong bends sideways when erect.

Susie- Aaagh!
Johnny- Whats the Matter, babe?
Susie_ Ew, you got C.P.C!!

by Imp The Dimp January 31, 2005