UGH! That girl was such a bitch berry. She never let me fuck her! Although she did give me some head that was really good.
by ZomgAnon January 22, 2009
Get the Bitch Berry mug.Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
by kunawaro December 10, 2010
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1. The term used when in a state of extreme pain...
2. Can be used instead of terms like OMG,WTF,FML, and holy my mcchicken nuggets.
3. Special interjection used to start at the beginning of a sentence that lead to an epic story.
2. Can be used instead of terms like OMG,WTF,FML, and holy my mcchicken nuggets.
3. Special interjection used to start at the beginning of a sentence that lead to an epic story.
1. Oh My Berry! I can't feel my legs!
2. Oh My Berry, I so want to define Oh My Berry on urbandictionary.com :)
3. Oh My Berry, Have I told you guys the time when I won here, won there, I'm Bi-Winning!
2. Oh My Berry, I so want to define Oh My Berry on urbandictionary.com :)
3. Oh My Berry, Have I told you guys the time when I won here, won there, I'm Bi-Winning!
by JumboJamez May 4, 2011
Get the Oh My Berry mug.A very sexy man with lots of girlfriends and lots of fortnite wins. Everybody loves him and he is very epic. He has a very plump booty that people love to touch. He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and 6ix9ine is his uncle who hooks him up with lots of v- bucks and gives him hot ladies. All the girls at his school want to kiss him. His snapchat is @garnerberry and his instagram is @garnerberry_
kylie jenner: hey did you see that sexy man over there who is also cool and epic?
Sommer ray: yes, thats my boyfriend he is such a Garner Berry.
Sommer ray: yes, thats my boyfriend he is such a Garner Berry.
by sommer ray official November 26, 2018
Get the Garner Berry mug.(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.
by Alan69 August 9, 2007
Get the cunt berry mug.Chuck berry .1 verb: to have oral sex performed on the bag while recieveing a hand jo ....resembles playing a guitar with your mouth.
by Dr.Dogman September 1, 2013
Get the Chuck Berry mug.'last two FEMA chiefs were placed by GWB.'
'yeah? what background they have in emergency management?'
'huh? they from oil and bizness.'
'yeah... well those bush-berry 's
don't know how to clean their
OWN dingleberries...let alone
ours...when the shit hits the fan.'
'yeah? what background they have in emergency management?'
'huh? they from oil and bizness.'
'yeah... well those bush-berry 's
don't know how to clean their
OWN dingleberries...let alone
ours...when the shit hits the fan.'
by eurekaignem September 26, 2005
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