Someone who is acting like a jerk, dick, meanie, or asshole. But by calling them a buttmuncher you are saying it in a nicer way.
First Man: Will you buy me a soda, please?
Second Man: NO! Go buy it yourself!!
First Man: Fine you buttmuncher!
Second Man: NO! Go buy it yourself!!
First Man: Fine you buttmuncher!
by White Beezy January 25, 2008
One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.
"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."
"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."
"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."
by PuterMedic April 30, 2009
Dude, he's a buttmunch!
by Beas T. Lee June 14, 2008
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
by Snot Sergeant April 12, 2004
A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness
by Jen June 05, 2003