Buttmunch

A really good person

Wow she is a buttmunch

by Apalward November 24, 2017

buttmuncher

Someone who is acting like a jerk, dick, meanie, or asshole. But by calling them a buttmuncher you are saying it in a nicer way.

First Man: Will you buy me a soda, please?
Second Man: NO! Go buy it yourself!!
First Man: Fine you buttmuncher!

by White Beezy January 25, 2008

ButtMunch

One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.

"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."

"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."

by PuterMedic April 29, 2009

buttmunch

1: A person who is very annoying or mean.
2: A person that always messes things up.

Dude, he's a buttmunch!

by Beas T. Lee June 13, 2008

buttmunch

A dumb ass person who has nothing better to do than to munch ass all day. (i.e. loser)

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

BUTTMUNCH

An annoying jerk, kinda like a person who is mean to you ,so you'd call them a buttmunch.

Nathan A. is a buttmunching moron.

by Snot Sergeant April 11, 2004

buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003