buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.

Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.

by cum inside September 26, 2009

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.

John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018

Buttfundled

When one has one's butt squeezed in a playful giggly way.

I needed another drink, but my bartender was too busy outside being buttfundled.

by Lilwezl February 22, 2022

Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.

Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.

by Fuinernel February 25, 2010

buttfuckload

An extremely large amount. In order of size: plethora, butt load, myriad, fuck load, buttfuckload

There's a buttfuckload of sand flies on the beach, gross.

by kelsodb136 January 11, 2010

buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?

That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.

by ArcticFox January 3, 2004