buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

Buttastic

1) the combination of Butt and Fantastic, describing something that is fantastic related to the rear of the body.
2)a term of hilarity

1) Those pants are buttastic
2) the buttastic ideas of scientists today that are killing us all.

by lepouf April 8, 2010

Buttaslug

A. When the blob of butter on top of a hot stack of pancakes starts sliding down the stack, leaving a trail of slick yumminess behind in it's wake.

B. A sick ass rapper from Houston Texas.

Man, those pancakes look so great, they're hot and fresh...you can even see the Buttaslug trail is still juicy.

by Retardloveface June 19, 2011

buttalingus

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind

Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.

by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

buttfed

Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).

Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."

Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"

by Lönnrot December 18, 2022

schlugga-butta

When a mans asshole gets moist, sweaty, and or extremely wet due to his homies looking unequivocally sexy.

Man I have got some wicked schlugga-butta right now! You better stop coming over to play 2k looking that good!

by OriganalFatTip November 7, 2023

buttface

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016