by iHatePseudonymNames August 21, 2009

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
by Clay-train December 5, 2019

To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.
by Shanemane September 13, 2021

by jim bob June 11, 2006

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.
Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!
Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!
Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you
by Askejm January 10, 2019

Bread&&Butter is a zero-chill festival in Berlin, with a fire lineup, serious munch and style hotter than the U-Bahn in July.
by helloshi June 7, 2018
